Thursday, May 16, 2013

Ucapan Hari Guru Terlampau

Aku dapat ini dari seseorang sebagai ucapan Hari Guru. Agak nakal cara ucapannya. Maklumlah malam ni kan malam jemahat.

Ini dia:


Susah kalau
kahwin org
Telekom

tiap 3min je
terputus;


ahli Bomba
lagi teruk


buka kepala
terus nak pancut;


Dr Gigi pun
lebih kurang je


goyang2 pasti
cabut;


Askar bahaya
sikit


asyik nak
tembak je;


Kalau Mat
Rempit lagi dahsyat


Lampu merah
pun dibedalnya ;


Baik kahwin dgn
Cikgu


kalau kurang jelas
akan diulangnya
sampai puas!

SELAMAT HARI GURU!!
Sebuah lagi coretan oleh pada jam 12:38 PM

30 comments:

  1. kakngahMay 16, 2013 at 12:41 PM

    kehkehkeh!!
    cikgu mana la yg dpt ucapan tu..

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  2. shalizaMay 16, 2013 at 12:42 PM

    berani betul klu ada student buat ucapan begitu...hishhh.

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    1. Yunus BadawiMay 16, 2013 at 1:09 PM

      student sekarang ramai yg berani. Lebih daripada ini pun ada kot ..... huhu

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  3. sarahMay 16, 2013 at 12:50 PM

    kreatif betoi hahaha untuk buat ketawa ok lah....

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    1. Yunus BadawiMay 16, 2013 at 1:09 PM

      berfikir luar daripada kotak.

      Yang lain tu dah macam biasa aje ....

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  4. adieMay 16, 2013 at 12:54 PM

    haha..ni mesti kes cikgu lelaki tgh usha nak ngorat janda..hehe

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    1. Yunus BadawiMay 16, 2013 at 1:10 PM

      Kalau dapat janda tu kiranya hadiah hari guru paling bermakna bagi cikgu lelaki tu ..... haha

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  5. zoul dahan™May 16, 2013 at 12:59 PM

    Genius.

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    1. Yunus BadawiMay 16, 2013 at 1:11 PM

      Inilah kelebihan guru yg kita mungkin terlepas pandang ...

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  6. anyssMay 16, 2013 at 1:38 PM

    Assalamualaikum,
    Errrr....errr...errrr -----> salah masuk blog ka ni?
    Mmmmmmm patutpun...dah malam jemahat!

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    1. Yunus BadawiMay 16, 2013 at 2:38 PM

      Waalaikum salam anyss,

      eh tak salah pun. Inilah dia blognya.

      entri petang Khamislah ni ....

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  7. JunAina May 16, 2013 at 1:50 PM

    Hahahaaaaa...adoyaiii....

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    1. Yunus BadawiMay 16, 2013 at 2:39 PM

      Aina tak nak jadi cikgu ke sementara nak tunggu kerja baru ni?

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  8. Hajjah Noraini @NanieMay 16, 2013 at 2:11 PM

    Dahsyat betuilah,
    Ucapan yang ganasss..

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    1. Yunus BadawiMay 16, 2013 at 2:39 PM

      Ada org suka yg ganassss Kak Nanie .... ngeee

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  9. wakgelasMay 16, 2013 at 3:13 PM

    ke kang YB ni yg memandai je buat puisi ghiniii.. ammvoiii

    psst. psl BSN tuu wak menang RM150.00 je yee, bukan RM150k.. UHuuu

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    1. Yunus BadawiMay 16, 2013 at 6:09 PM

      syssss jangan cakap kuat2 ...

      RM150 tu pun kira rezeki jugak tu. Lepaslah tambang balik Johor esok. Boleh belanja anak bojo lagi tu ..... ngeee

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  10. Dr SingaMay 16, 2013 at 4:07 PM

    untung aaahhhhhhhh ....

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    1. Yunus BadawiMay 16, 2013 at 6:09 PM

      kalau sampai puas maunya tak untung ..... hikkss

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  11. Granny HaniMay 16, 2013 at 4:28 PM

    Ni cikgu mana yg ajar dia buat ucapan macam ni? hahahaha...lawak hari guru yg nakal!

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    1. Yunus BadawiMay 16, 2013 at 6:10 PM

      Ini cikgu yg nak ngorat cikgi yg ajar agaknya .... hehe

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  12. UnknownMay 16, 2013 at 10:08 PM

    Eeeee maluuuuuuuu nya nak baca ucapan tuuuuu

    Ni memang anak murid terlampau, melampaui ajaran cikgu

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    1. Yunus BadawiMay 16, 2013 at 11:53 PM

      oopsss maaf ....

      Murid ni nakal sikit. Nak kena babab agaknya

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    2. Yunus BadawiMay 16, 2013 at 11:57 PM

      Apasal tak boleh nak komen kat entri Batu 0 tu? .... huhu

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    3. UnknownMay 18, 2013 at 5:57 PM

      kenapa??? boleh jer orang lain komen kat N3 saya tu YB

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  13. SuzieLAWAtiMay 19, 2013 at 8:36 AM

    YB terlampau takde.. ehhee...!!!...

    kalau saya jadi cekgu tu kan...saya cakap...

    "ko nak sampai puas eyhh... pegi amek buku.. ko baca sampai puas sekarang...!!!.."

    eyhh... lupa saya budak skolah lagi kan..!!!

    nak g skolah.. kBai..!!

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    1. Yunus BadawiMay 22, 2013 at 4:28 PM

      Kalau CPL jadi guru saya rela jadi muridnya ..... hikksss

      Untung dapat cikgu LAWA dan tak pandai marah.

      Pelajar sekarang tak suka baca buku. Mereka lebih suka cari pengetahuan melalui internet ... hehe

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  14. ZieMarziahMay 20, 2013 at 4:19 PM

    baek punya ucapan..

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    1. Yunus BadawiMay 22, 2013 at 4:29 PM

      tapi jangan pulak tujukan kpd guru disiplin ...... niaya nanti

      hehe

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